Sorry friends, I was https://avantgardecasino.co.uk/login/ surfing around the old clan website and came across this..
Actually, I know that it’s probably BAYAN, but when I read it I went into hysterics for half an hour, by God… Sorry for my comments T_t
1) Wears black clothes
2) Does piercings or tattoos
3) Wears a pentagram or ankh – a symbol of the ancient Egyptians, used by them in satanic rituals (the ancient Egyptians were Satanists?!)
4) Wears rock T-shirts
5) Listens to GOTHIC bands like Marilyn Manson and other anti-social music. (Because they offended the holy fool, KHIM and RASMUS forgot? =( )
6) “Hanging out” with new suspicious friends
7) Shows no interest in church, prayer, or sports. Takes drugs.
9) Kills people for fun. (this is complete ahtung, guys)
10) Walks at night and drinks blood (cute..)
11) Watching cable TV (this is scarier than drinking blood, of course. )
12) Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea (or maybe he’s just had brain cancer for a long time, but. )
13) Became secretive
14) Spends most of his time alone
15) Behaves badly at school
16) Forgets to do homework, possibly under the influence of drugs or alcohol (or maybe laziness ?)
17) Listens to music at full volume, possibly under the influence of drugs or alcohol (or maybe deafness. )
18) Uses a computer or the Internet (we’re all goths). )
19) Reads science fiction or adventure (Conan Doyle Satanic Fiction)! Mark Twain too! Into the furnace! Give us the lives of the saints!)
20) Keeps angry entries in a personal diary – you can find it if you search the child’s room
21) He develops paranoid fantasies – many READY people accuse their parents of spying on them (and this after advice to read the child’s diary)
22) Explores dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM (O_o and these are now dangerous religions?)
23) Uses the blood of Christian babies to write pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools (but cable is still worse. )
24) Sleeps too much or too little
25) Eats too much or too little (patients with bulimia and anorexia are also goths, but what did you think??)
26) Watches pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex (O_o there is no turning back – I’ll go drink the blood of Christian babies)
27) Is homosexual, bisexual, or “panasexual”. )
28) Smokes
29) Scatters syringes or other suspicious objects around the house (he just walks around and throws them out of a large basket)
30) If you eat GOTHIC food, like McDonald’s, chocolate, or oatmeal (powerful, yes?)
31) Says: “I’m a GOT” (yes, maybe my parents still have doubts)
32) Wears a badge that says "I’M GOT". (this is a deaf-mute option)
33) Goes to suspicious clubs and places
34) Assembles cast iron boilers (here I laughed for about an hour. This is more of a kleptomaniac locksmith than a goth, although who knows, who knows)
35) Dancing to the music (0_o)
36) Behaves in any other strange and frightening manner (much stranger than assembling cast iron boilers)"